It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?
- Adam Lupton
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
Hey I got a fat doobie rolled up, want to come over and get ZOOTED? I got cheese fries and pizza. Oh and there’s a marathon of That ’70s show right now.
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach