i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
have I told you about that time in 5th grade when my school had a blackout and I whispered ”lumos” and the lights came back on
because I just
You were 11 in 5th grade, yes?
HOLY MOTHER OF-
I KNEW IT FUCK YEAH MY LETTER JUST GOT LOST