names maddy.
i read.
i eat.
i draw pictures.
i smoke.
catch ya on the flip side kids.
Twatter & instagram: lookitsmaddy

urban dictionary’s definition of unrequited love (via v-ogued)

(Source: wuyeetfan, via telepathic-butts)

It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.


What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take? 
- Adam Lupton

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Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

(via fatgaystarfish)


today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via dutchster)


let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via braydaaan)

Me Asking you out on a date


Hey I got a fat doobie rolled up, want to come over and get ZOOTED? I got cheese fries and pizza. Oh and there’s a marathon of That ’70s show right now.

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do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach


(Source: littlexiutie, via laughcentre)


smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

(via laughcentre)